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Makes military veterans laugh while celebrating their service with sarcastic humor they'll actually wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for Veterans Day, Father's Day, birthday, Christmas, retirement party, or military reunion. Great stocking stuffer or white elephant gift for former service members who appreciate humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium cotton-poly fleece blend, preshrunk fabric, true-to-size unisex fit, ribbed cuffs and waistband, double-needle stitching. Soft, warm, and comfortable for all-day wear. Machine washable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in the USA by a veteran-owned small business. Satisfaction guaranteed. 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